Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,255 Points
Medals Earned: 6/21 (30/370 points)
Look at the options.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the credits screen.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 14/21 (170/500 points)
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
First time?
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Burn to death on a hot block.
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!